Death is Spinning

So, ever wonder how you may die. I have determined that my way will be by spider - particularly one that is spinning a web outside our front door. Her name is Widow Black!!!!!!! We are having a big problem here on campus with them. We have never seen one inside and they have all been in the bushes so far, but today I found this one over our front door. I am not thrilled and am thinking strongly of bombing the whole campus if that is possible!!! Anyways - if you can't get ahold of us for days on end - send someone to knock on our door to see if we are alive. Thanks.